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Time: 2013-07-21

Beautiful women fascinate men; slutty women cool and die men; gentle women love and die men; talented women hang men; rich women play men; women kill men; officials are responsible for death the man!

Today's standards for women: 1: good woman: a husband and a lover; 2: bad woman: a lover and no husband; 3: a fallen woman: a ruthless person without a husband but a man; 4: a lonely woman: Only husband.

Lamenting woman: beautiful ca n’t go to the kitchen; not gentle to be able to go to the kitchen; gentle without being opinionated; not opinionative without being feminine; feminine spending money indiscriminately; Don't worry about it!

To be a woman is to be virtuous, smart, pure, delicate, gentle, gentle, elegant, shy, good-looking, good-tempered, and good-looking.

Women think about eight; one wants to be free on the Internet; two want to be ten years young; three want to work without fatigue; four want handsome guys to line up; five want to have everything; six think that the sea is not fat; seven want clothes that are not expensive; eight want red apricots Innocent out of the wall. Haha!

New Women's One- for - One Project: Dedicating a leader as a patron; spending money with a boss next to it; tying a police officer in a group to ensure safety; playing with a doctor to see a doctor is not difficult; Tricked a handsome guy to secretly untie him.

A beautiful woman laments a man: talented long ugly; handsome looking earns less; earns more money regardless of home; care for the family is not profitable; Unreliable; what is reliable is wasteful!

Woman remembers: you must eat, drink, play, sleep well. Once we are exhausted, other women will get it for nothing. She will spend the money we save, live in the room we saved, and sleep. Our husband, my boyfriend , and our baby! That's too bad!

Hard-working women know by looking at their hands, smart women know by looking at the eyes, rich women know by looking at the neck, enthusiastic women know by looking at the mouth, perfect women, you know by looking.

Materialism: No husband, no love, one person = waste; a husband, no love, one person = plants; one husband, one love, one person = characters; one husband, several loves, one person = pets; one cannot distinguish her husband's love, one person = monster; No husband but love one person = animal.

People who don't appreciate me-ignorance; people who make me sad -fools; people who let me slip away-stupid people; people who like me-visionary; people who make me happy-amazing; can be with me Couples--happiness!

What is a modern beauty and a girl? Devilization of the surroundings, white-collar income, housekeeping, happy daily life, persistence of love and petty sentiment, shopping frenzy, love of one person on a large scale!

Beautiful women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, but loving a woman is a famous painting. As a woman, you have to work hard to make the world's largest treasure, which is filled with famous paintings of gold and diamonds.

Sleep with a beautiful girl, as if intoxicated; sleep with an ugly girl, hurt your stomach; sleep with a little sister, the price is too expensive; sleep with a colleague to save tips; sleep with a loved one , tasteful; and a fierce girl Sleeping and being powerless; sleeping with your wife is always tasteless!

What is a friend of the opposite sex? What to say, what not to say; what is a confidant? Nothing to say; what is love? Nothing to say, nothing to do; what is a wife? Too lazy to talk, to do things.

As a woman, you must be able to withstand lies, bear perfunctory, bear with deception, forget the promise, and finally use laughter to disguise the falling tears-prefer to believe that there are ghosts in the world, and not the broken mouth of a man!

A good woman is a mountain, dignified and generous; a good woman is water and tenderness; a good woman is a book, full of wisdom; a good woman is a port, safe and reliable!

Women do not have to be beautiful, as long as someone loves them deeply; women do not have to be too rich, as long as they are happy; women do not have to be too strong, as long as they live a noble life!

Women's sorrow: life is in the kitchen; income is in the mall; bonuses are in cosmetics; property is not; achievements are in the boss; the body is the man's;

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