Northeast scolds people
Northeast scolds people
1. Shanxi's mountain, Shanxi's water, Shanxi's XX one loves one smelly, golden hook nose clam-pout, tiger eyes pig fart, plus a pair of grommet legs, see you are not bad.
2. East pawnshop, west pawnshop, east-west pawnshop, male classmates, female classmates, male-female students and male-female students.
3. Two tiger super owe boarding, stabbing suddenly did not clean up and ran away that go? Is that stabbing?
4. You look like a moldy sweet potato, pick it up and drop it, step on a few feet, and finally sprinkle a handful of sesame seeds.
5. You scold me, I don't listen, your mother is a bone and a fine, white bone and a black paw, pulling your father's pants.
6.It looks a lot like a car accident
7. "Learn from people (the Northeast dialect is the sound" XIAO "), Changbai is a hairy one , and holding a PI YAN makes you scratch. You are farting so thickly that you can't get through a machine gun. "
8. It looks like a piece of shit pulled by a pig raised by my uncle next door. It is air-dried, then fried, and after seven years of hiding, it looks like a feather!
9, a quick look at you are not good, a closer look, might as well look at it!
10. " One mother and one mother of XXX, Daha, water for washing your feet, steamed sweet potatoes, steamed noodles and sand again, eat in the quilt, pull in the quilt, fart and popcorn in the quilt".
11. "Fear of eating shit, I'm afraid of stubbornness. I'll pour salt in your stomach, salty salt one to two, one fifteen, see you like a little landlord."
12, boys, girls, poor scholars, endless! First love, passionate love, extramarital love, reluctant love!
13. You came to me, hippie smiled, stole my two cents, and my two cents have been saved for 800 years, oh-you really shameless.
14. Climbing the seniors, no good, your family formed a CAO BI team, one CAO two, two CAO 仨, three old men CAO NI MA.
15. "Don't listen or listen (Wang Ba / dumb) chanting"! ---- The main application is: cover your ears and repeat N times. Until the other party collapses, you need to have good psychological qualities.
16. You are handsome, you are handsome, there is a nest of cabbage on your head, wearing a linen, and a kelp around your waist. You think you are undefeated in the East, but it is actually the second generation of SB.
17, junior high school entrance examination, high school entrance examination, college entrance examination are worried, copy language, mathematics, English copy.
18. Yesterday your family made a flood. Your mother turned into a water turtle and your father turned into a bird.
19. You scold me. I'm not afraid. I went to Beijing to find my dad. My dad has a big horn and blows your face.
20, climbing seniors, no good, your family formed a CAO BI team, one CAO two, two CAO 仨, three old men.
21, your father is good, your father is bad, your father is my belt.
22. Why are you covering your face with a fart?
23. Ugliness is justified when applied to you.
24. I'm afraid of eating shit, and put salty salt in your stomach, salty salt one to two, one to five, to see you like a little landlord.
25. Hill cannons; simmer eggplants; have children drink; owe children lights; roll calves.
26. Don't listen or listen, Wang Ba reads the sutra, doesn't look at it, Wang Ba lays an egg.
27. It ’s so good to sell for a while, I do n’t know that the entire wave of fan thieves shouted, I ’m not afraid that they will stare at you, and you kicked Gaerkalulupi, breaking your gala. Haha, you hit and grabbed your head full of clues, you still have to squatting the fence, and you have to talk to Halazi to talk about modesty! Are you in a circle?
28. Two tiger super owe boarding, stunned and did not clean up and ran away that go? !! Is that stabbing? It ’s so good to sell for a while, I do n’t know that the whole wave of fan thieves screamed, I ’m not afraid that they will stare at you, and you kicked Gaerkalulupi, breaking you Galaha, If you hit it, you could grab it with your head full of clues, and you would have to squatting on the fence to fight back, and you would have to talk to Halazi and talk about modesty! Are you in a circle? !! !! !!
29, big forehead, big forehead, rain, don't worry about others umbrella, you hit a big forehead.
30, xx fart, shocking earth, a fart collapsed to Italy, the king of Italy was watching a theater, smelled this fart, very satisfied, send troops to fart together
31. Tai Yiyang is hot, basking in human flesh, breaking cotton jackets, exposing cotton, hurry up the sleeves, or cover the skin.
32, "XXX smiled, nothing happened, and he stunned horse B (I didn't know what it meant when he grew up). When the horse got a hair, the car overturned, and XXX's JB was bent. The sky is long and the ground is long. His JB is gone. "
33. Hill cannon; simmering eggplant; drinking too;
34. "Your dad is good, your dad is bad, your dad is my belt." ---- No dirty words, it's fine.
35. "You scold me, I'm not afraid. I'll go to Beijing to find my dad. My dad has a big horn and blows you with a big face."
36, say you melon, you melon, get up in the middle of the night to sweep the yard dam, don't be a mother-in-law, you call a mother a .
37, "You scold me, I don't listen, your mother is a bone and a fine, white bone and a fine black paw, pulling your father's pants."
38. At the beginning of humans, dogs bite pigs;
39. Sorry, salute. Put a P and give it to you.
40. You look so hopeful that the pig is alive! (www.sbkk8.com)
41. Your mother's head is like a ball, kicked to the department store, the department store sells the ball, it is your mother's head!
42. The junior high school entrance examination, the high school entrance examination, and the university entrance examination are all worried.
Reading list of the week
- Sarcastic girls
- Swear at the teacher
- Rivers and lakes set up stalls smoothly, good products are not afraid to be
- Stall hawking
- Describe a thick-skinned person who is afraid of being a ghost
- Find the object smoothly
- Smooth menu
- Sarcastic teacher
- Seven-character love poem: Marriage cannot be hasty,
- Man-eating society
- About the post-90s wage earners
- "This year" smooth
- Angry stupid