1. Do more household chores at home. Don't fix the skin on the outside of the house, or paint on the wall. Come back to work one day and watch the trouble!
2. When the children in Northeast China were young, the front teeth got stuck, and Polenga got stuck on the road teeth. After returning home, my parents would always ask, what do they hug, every day they lose their hair!
3. Saying that one day, you picked up a magic lamp from the side of the road; when you rubbed it, a devil appeared; he said, it can satisfy your wish! You said, I want to be immortal, I want to be invincible, and I want to learn to swim! The result-click! You become a king ...
4. When the children in Northeast China were young, the thief scoured and tanned, and when they returned home every night, their faces were all painted, and their parents always said, "Whichever run away all day long, slap your face, bury It's sold out!
5. When you smile brightly, the wolves hang themselves; when you cry softly, the chicken jumps; when you chic, you smell sweat; when you sweat and excite, you suffer; you do n’t dress up. Ugly; when you dress up, the ghosts are paralyzed!
6, countless friends in the past, only you are deep in my heart; looking for you thousands of Baidu, suddenly look back-you are deep in that donkey shed! The grass was leaning against the tree, with a cloth around his head. Wow! Whose donkey is so cool!
7, the festival is coming, I will send you a pair of couplets, Shanghai couplets, trees without skins, will definitely die Xialian, shameless people, the world is invincible, people are cheap and invincible.
8. When the children in Northeast China were young, they liked to quarrel in the classroom. They were so noisy and embarrassed. The people next to them were annoyed and said: You two are looking for a cut! The children in Northeast China should love each other and slap their horses, ass and elaborate, and saw the donkey mule who was anxious to kick him. The Northeast girl always likes to go crazy with the Northeast girl. The Northeast girl always turns over the little girl first and then yells, and stuffs her face, right! The girl from the Northeast couldn't mess with it, and the temple was blown up whenever she messed with it. The Northeast kids always say that the Northeast girls are in groups. Every day the giant can seduce, and the long harshness is like the owe, and there is no time to stop! The Northeast kid didn't like to chat with the Northeast girl when he was okay. When he was stunned, he had to listen to the angry Northeast girl reading a seedling while his brain hurt. If the guy in the Northeast is to rest on a certain day, which Northeast auntie would n’t want to say, the Northeast auntie is quite straightforward: 瞅 You leave and evaluate every day, twist and pinch, 叽叽 Crook, 叽叽Are you eating me? Blushing after speaking. The Northeast aunt is always cold and kisses her target Northeast guy, but the Northeast guy is so sweet, but she says, Gaha, Lazi has a look on my face! The northeast auntie was able to grin all over, with small mouths and spitting, and Momo Xingzi collapsed everywhere, and she still smelled bad. The Northeast guy always walked away quietly at this moment.
9. As for your honor, everyone is tired of seeing others, and ghosts are seeing others; scaring a pair is scarce, scaring a car is good; talking to you must stand up to the pressure! Full of integrity! So as not to be intimidated by your stink! I've seen people who are lazy, stupid, dead without food or drink; only you—unprecedented, can make everyone ugly!
10. When the children in Northeast China were young, they did n’t listen to the class, babbling, fooling around, Ziwa Qiao called, and made the teacher astounded. Every day, the class was blind, no class, and eating shit could n’t catch the night!
11. One introvert and one introvert, communicate more with people, do n’t talk to the old man who eats belly, and do things to eat seven things, and let the children go. If you are young, do n’t learn a mile, you have to search (four sounds), speak politely to the old man, be a little patient, do n’t keep your head down.
12. When the children in Northeast China were young, they played quacks, hurricanes, fan pia, slipped on the fence, boys never cry, do not like girls to pee all day long, so they grow up and have special urine. .
13, you say you, grandpa, I teach you to practice sword, you practice sword, you do not practice sword, practice low! Do not practice gold swords, practice silver swords! You improper sword fairy, you sword sword god you do not do, non-dead skin crying and crying to be a sword man! Really, why bother?
14. As for your honor, everyone is tired of seeing others, and ghosts are seeing others; scaring a pair is scarce, scaring a car is good; talking to you must stand up to the pressure! Full of integrity! So as not to be intimidated by your stink! I've seen people who are lazy, stupid, dead without food or drink; only you—unprecedented, can make everyone ugly! 9. You're so handsome, cool 毙 ラ 毙, silly 唧 巴 唧 不治 治 ！!
15, the lady walked in front of her, her long hair fluttered gently and softly, suddenly turned back-wow! So ugly!
16. If a star falls tonight and hits your head, please do n’t worry, this is a gift I gave you from the God of Happiness, and from then on, you will-live carefree Happy life! Because-smash silly!
17. Don't fight against the old Turu at work. The half-later machine is a little dedicated and dedicated. Although it's not easy to earn some money this year, don't buy the cheap Lou Sou's stuff and be nice to yourself.
18, see you Yushu, handsome, chic, first-rate wind, everyone loves one , flowers bloom, presumably must be the best in scum, a bird in a beast. Look, you look so thin, you do n’t have a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet can vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole can explode!
19. If you are older, do n’t let yourself be jealous of your feet. The old man's eyes are squinting. Keep a young mind. In short, summer is here! Everyone walks outside and walks around, so don't lie on your own and make yourself arrogant.
20. One person , one extrovert, a little convergent, don't be the second child to be indifferent, one to one , one to three, and one to speak and act a little bit, and Wu Wuxuanxuan's blindness and long time, also make people respond.
21. Under the clear blue sky, the wind blows slightly in the spring, the butterflies dance in the grass, and the fragrance of the mud is flowing in the air. You lie there and bask in the belly, thinking in your heart, ah, the next life I also make toads!
22. When the children in Northeast China were young, they did n’t listen to the class, babbling, fooling around, and Ziwaqiao called, and the teacher was astounded and said: Every day, the class is blind, no class, and eating shit ca n’t catch the night!
23. You look as if you were run over by a car and you are assassinated by a donkey. You are the most shocking and failed person in the history of human creation!
24. When the children in Northeast China were young, the thief scoured and tanned, and when they came home every night, they all painted their faces, and their parents always said, "Why run away blindly all day long, take your face and bury it?" It's sold out!
25. Slap you into the wall without clasping! !! !! You look creative, you have courage to live, and ugliness is not your intention.
26. The sea is deep and the sky is blue. Nothing is true from a man's words; Money is related to everyone.
27. Spring is over, and we are going to storm the ground again and bury the eighties. Everyone pays more attention when you go out, don't get rid of Erzheng, be careful, don't get the sand into your eyes.
28. You have been deficient in calcium since you were a child. The left face owes a draw, the right face owes. Donkey see donkey kick, pig see pig stepping. Born to be cucumber, undershoot! The day after tomorrow is walnut! It's a motorcycle for life, owe it! Look for a daughter-in-law's screw!
29. One-person and one-out- going, slightly convergent, don't be the second child to be indifferent, one to one , one to three, and one to speak and act with a certain spectrum, Wu Wuxuanxuan's blindness, and the long time, also makes people respond.
Reading list of the week
- Sarcastic girls
- Swear at the teacher
- Rivers and lakes set up stalls smoothly, good products are not afraid to be
- Stall hawking
- Describe a thick-skinned person who is afraid of being a ghost
- Find the object smoothly
- Smooth menu
- Sarcastic teacher
- Seven-character love poem: Marriage cannot be hasty,
- Man-eating society
- About the post-90s wage earners
- "This year" smooth
- Angry stupid